Hi, it’s me — Hardly, the world’s biggest fan of squeaky toys, snuggles, and ignoring the concept of personal space.

If you sit down? I will materialize on top of you within seconds, toy in mouth, squeaking directly into your ear like a tiny, devoted love siren. You’re welcome.
I currently live with two dogs, and together we run a professional-level tug-of-war team. (We’re accepting sponsorships.) I’m also a big fan of outdoor adventures — I strut around the neighborhood like the unofficial mayor, and I’m not afraid to announce it.

I’m a kennel pro, though between us… I would absolutely prefer to sleep in your bed because cuddles > literally everything.

Meal times? Ah yes. I am what some may call a “food enthusiast.” My foster mom says “food hog,” but we don’t use that language here. Let’s just say I’m practicing my manners now that I no longer have to compete.

I also enjoy staring dramatically out windows, plotting my future as a squirrel hunter. They are winning. But one day… maybe.

I’ve got plenty of energy, but once I’m tired out, I become the cuddliest little potato.
So—what do you say? Want to adopt a toy-obsessed, cuddle-demanding, squirrel-watching goofball named Hardly?

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